Magnet Staff: After 8 months -- this?! Smile! Keel: Hey! Who printed the periodic table backwards!?
Mr. Hill: No my boy, St. Patrick's Day Mr.Stephen: I put it in here Mr. Sellers: So I smile funny!? is Mar.17. somewhere!
Ira: Go away! This is our corner!
John Hughes: Sit down Keel! Your arithmetic stinks.
Mr. Boisvert: I don't think the jokes on this page are very funny!
Mr. Emond: But I do!
[Don Keel, Rick Seymour, Anne Onu, Anne Porteus, Anna Wickens, Georgia Papadakis, Irene Homatidis]